Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend

me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

Italians

Southern Europeans who talk with their hands and tend too have brown hair and eyes/ white skin sometimes tanned. Some of them can be blond like Georgia Meloni (current president of Italy) or Ciro immobile (striker on Italy's soccer team plays for Lazio.) Stupid North Americans believe Italians must look one way but their wrong. Also these people make fantastic food art, cars, wine and many other quality products. including cheese's, meats and pizza. Sometimes Italians get a bad rap due too Italy's corruption, mafia gangsters or fascism in ww2. Also beautiful country in Mediterranean and friendly people.

My neighbors are Italians. Oh maybe he will invite me over for espresso or dinner.

by A700 February 2, 2023

Italian Breadstick

When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.

Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?

Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.

by J. Daywalker July 18, 2020

Italian

they arent fucking real

all italians are faggots

by ksfhxdybcsyjb October 20, 2021

Italian dip

To put some grated parmasean cheese in between the gums and lower lip

Before leaving Olive Garden, I took a pinch of grated parmasean to have an italian dip

by -anonymous15 October 27, 2019

Italian Wineglass

when a girl is on her period and she puts her period blood in a wineglass, then a guy dips his dick in the blood and the girls sucks it off

Oh my i got the best italian wineglass last night

by I rip? :$ September 7, 2010

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016