Wood Works

When You get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less hits in

OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!

Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS

by D-rock08 April 8, 2007

Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009

Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

jillian wood

Dumb bitch, no friends, but still the baddest bitch in New York State. Her ex a big bitch and he ain't shit.

Jillian Wood is a bad Bitch
Jillian Wood is a queen

by Casper.87 November 8, 2020

Kent Wood

The redhead paperboy always askin friendly questions.

Kent Wood rode by the house today to ask if I got my paper. He also inquired about me and my recent encounter with getting my dick sucked.

by 2Randal ranstead January 18, 2011

tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

by Jibbzy July 9, 2015

hood wood

When a woman gets fucked by a black cock
or double hood wooded meaning a black guy DP

Lindsay: "I Cant believe my luck!!"
John: "What?"
Lindsay:"I got fucked by some hood wood last night!!!

by AndrewAWood July 20, 2010