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History Project due tomorrow
Me: (in terror) AHAHAGAHAHAHAH
by innocent_and_insecure April 20, 2018
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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historical marker

by njibhj May 17, 2018
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Historific

Basically putting history and terrific together.
Person1:This is History?
Person2:Yes of course
Person1:Wow it’s Historific
by Lil.Elfy.On.The.Shelfy May 12, 2018
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History's Hemorrhoid

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 1, 2018
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History of autism

The history of autism is an ancient group of students which were active somewhat 6,000 years ago. The group had once sexy Arab and a stupid Russian. Mixed with stubborn and unique Germans the group was created. They had a midget and they never used names the group was and is well knows for writing their 10,000 page book about all the jokes they came up with during lunch time. The book was never found however there have been sightings of its remains in schools all over the world history of autism can now be used as a reference of jokes
Yo that’s hilarious was that some history of autism ?
Yooo that’s some history of autism level shit
Okay that was funny but it wasn’t really history of autism level

That’s some history of autism type of crap
by H.O.A,a November 11, 2018
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Historian

Philippe, a caring; responsible; and hard working kid with great hair. Along with being funny without even trying, Philippe is also a champion of school spirit! Phil wants to help preserve all our high school memories. Vote Phil and He Will Fulfill!
Churchill Student: So who are you voting for historian?
Every Person Ever: The Skilled and Very Chill Lil’ Phil
by Clairefan13 May 18, 2019
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