wood and a half

a large erection that a male gets

ooooo nicole i got a wood and a half

by the shit May 4, 2003

half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.

Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!

by matt (darkstar) May 30, 2003

half a thing

a casual relationship with someone, not quite a 'thing' in the sense both people like each other an there is chance for a relationship to develop but where the said people get off when together and usually drunk

man 1: he pulled her again last night
man 2: again ah they well have half a thing going

by Friday1878 October 12, 2008

half-fumpty

Half full and half empty at the same time.

It's a metaphor towards how you look at life. Some days the glass is half full and other days the glass is half empty. Most days, it is half-fumpty.

by vibrations March 18, 2010

half sack

A dildo with a sac mounted on the back, which is then cut in half verticly and is commonly used as a handle.
commonly used by lesbians and niggers.

Jenny!, put that half sack in my ass.

by SacDog unL337 January 11, 2008

half Stepper

The act of half stepping.
Someone who, when everyones talkin shit there rite in there, running there mouth.
and when the shit hits the fan, there running away screaming.

Doug was walking with a bunch of girls, and theo & donavin came around the corner, drunk wanting to fight.
doug went running with all the girls' cell phones.
can someone say "half Stepper"

by christine420__ January 3, 2008

half cut

got a good buzz goin off da liqs you just pugged back but not fully crunk yet.

you know dat sizzurp got me half cut!

shiit, I be half cut off dat muddy cup.

by n-thugga May 21, 2006