glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 8, 2019

Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!

Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!

by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019

chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful

Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass

by truelove00 March 5, 2025

Don't Tap the Glass

The greatest album ever made. I ascended the first time I heard it.

"Don't Tap the Glass' is the best piece of art ever made

by Gooby69420 September 2, 2025

whore glasses

similar to beer goggles, when a man is only capable of seeing women as whores.

guy 1 "dude all these chicks are sluts since Britney cheated on me."
guy 2 "man you got a bad case of whore glasses."

by Candice fourthback September 4, 2013

3D GLASSES

A new way for Hollywood to shit on movie viewers ...

Shit, I can't see it's all blurry! It's those @#$%@#$@#$ 3D glasses again!

by Blinkless April 19, 2018

glass

(verb) Synonym of 'to nuke'. When a city gets nuked, some of the building materials and natural rocks can melt from the high temperature and solidify as a type of glass.

Mike: "Dude, have you heard what happened to Hiroshima?"
Joe: "Yeah, it got glassed, what a shame!"

by Keeng Ra'at October 28, 2018