3D GLASSES

A new way for Hollywood to shit on movie viewers ...

Shit, I can't see it's all blurry! It's those @#$%@#$@#$ 3D glasses again!

by Blinkless April 19, 2018

Glasses play

When you play whit you're eyeglasses example inserting them into anus, vagina, nostrils, urethra in a mans penis.

Glasses play can also be licking them or licking the partners peeing on them and ejaculating.

It’s a thing that the most hardcore glasses fetishized people like to do.

Glasses play is when you put glasses into a place on you’re body where it isn’t supposed to be.

by Howitzerz666 July 27, 2019

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 22, 2023

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011

Don't Tap the Glass

The greatest album ever made. I ascended the first time I heard it.

"Don't Tap the Glass' is the best piece of art ever made

by Gooby69420 September 2, 2025

Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!

Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!

by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019

chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful

Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass

by truelove00 March 5, 2025