German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 06, 2018

German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree

P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*

by Warthunderer April 03, 2024

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

sneaky German

Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing

Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German

by Mrsb88 October 29, 2022

Lucky German

An alcoholic drink with half Jameson (Irish whiskey) and half Budweiser (German beer) with ice.

What can I get you? Lucky German!

by German-Irish November 26, 2013

The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking

Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"

by Piss in a bottle December 05, 2009

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by GameCreepr April 08, 2022