Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

WG Fail

When a a person tells a person or group of people about someone that they made up

My friend pulled a huge WG Fail when he told me about a girl he met.

by Tim Tam Boshi May 25, 2017

Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.

Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.

by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020

Fail Flip-Flop

When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.

Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".

by Xarcert September 3, 2016

super fail

one of the worst types of fails there are that is beyond an epic fail.

your blind date was a super fail.

by barneyisgay March 14, 2012

fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010

Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022