cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014

Freedom Dragon

The dragon located at the national archives in Washington D.C. aka the Freedom Dragon is the reconstructed remains of a dragon that perished at the battle of Yorktown. Recent debates have erupted on whether the Dragon really exists but it's unknown due to its stealthy hiding spot behind the large doors located at the front.

Did you guys hear about the freedom dragon? It's dead now.

by Websterz Dickstionary July 2, 2015

Cumodo Dragon

Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.

Larry gave Twan a Cumodo Dragon last night, or so I hear.

by Sinh November 10, 2015

double dragon

When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.

"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."

by Victoly April 8, 2016

Spirit Dragon

When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."

"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"

by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016

Double Dragonfist

The act of using both hands to masturbate and twisting in different directions while stroking. Commonly used in the porn industry and job interviews.

If you want him to call you back you better cup the balls and give him that double dragonfist.

by beardedreptar October 16, 2016

Clever Dragon

Speaking for the players in the game Destiny, many likely view this gun to be the most OP (overpowered), cancer and unbalanced gun to ever be put in Destiny aside from Grasp of Malok and other such guns that have been nerfed. For those who own and abuse a god roll clever dragon (such as myself) it is a gift from God but, for our poor victims it is the harbinger of death.
This gun is a fast firing pulse rifle that can kill enemy players in less than a second (.7 sec I believe).
Note: For those who are not Destiny players (why are you here?) a god roll gun has certain perks that increase the abilities of a gun to make it amazing and godly.
Note II: To nerf is basically to update a gun to not be as good or overpowered.

Brother raging at 1 in the morning on a school night: "This guy with his badly rollled Clever Dragon mapped me! He doesn't have a single stability or range perk! How is this possible?"
Random lucky noob playing Iron Banner for the first time: "I got some gun called the Clever Dragon. Is this good? I should probably discard it." *Equips the gun and friends die due to it being a god roll*

by SomeOnlineScrub January 19, 2017