Donald Trump, "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." Ah, that's Donald Trump Syndrome.
by TedCuntablast June 24, 2019
Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
by Ivanna Sukyadik May 23, 2009
Donald Trump is a great president. He has done alot for black lives and he supports gay marriage . He is a good person. Anyone who thinks he isn't can move and go f yourself
by AnnabelRoseSmith November 18, 2020
When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.
Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.
by MathPlus February 18, 2019
by Sir Spankelot December 13, 2010
Single handedly the greatest president the United States has ever seen, just his name can piss off a liberal and make them scream and cry like giant entitled babies.
by JSGrizzly4° October 29, 2020