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Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is a man that truly cares for America and though I completely disagree with a lot of his policies, I can tell he genuinely cares for his country.

However, he has been under attack by fallen angel demons led by the Prostitute of Babylon, seeking to sabotage Trump and enslave him forever for what he has done to her evil wicked plans. To this day, Donald Trump is under hostage of his handlers Elon Musk and Kanye West, who are spies for the fallen angels and the Prostitute of Babylon.

Trump has lost his best friend Shinzo Abe (really like the guy myself) because of the Prostitute of Babylon and her time traveling antics. Not only that, but he got his election stolen from him in 2020, had his stuff raided by the FBI criminals in his own home, gets accused for something he didn't even do like the fake 'insurrection' on 2021, extreme "overvaluation" of his real estate assets, etc.

His family aren't immune to the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demons. Barron Trump gets constant death threats just cause he is the son of the President (feel bad for the kid. He doesn't deserve any of it!), Trump's ex-wife got killed, and they're are always constantly getting threatened of getting their businesses taken away for bogus bullshit the Whore of Babylon and her puppet goons come up with.
Donald Trump is a great man and though I don't agree with everything he says or does, I can tell he has a genuine heart. Take care. Be free Trump! In Jesus name!
Donald Trump by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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Donald Trump 

The 45th US president that served from 2017 to 2021. He is known for being orange and the one who built the Great Wall (US-Mexico border).
"I wonder if Donald Trump is an orange turned into a person"
-Some guy
Donald Trump by child crusher February 3, 2024

Donald Trump 

The 45th President of the United States.

The man with a plan to make America great again.

The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.

The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?

Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
Donald Trump by ProudAmerican February 29, 2024

Donald Trump 

Donald John Trump is an American idiot, groomer, liar, convicted felon, American Guy, and an orange-colored fat douchebag who supposedly served as the 45th "president"(?) of the United States of America from 2017 to 2021. He was "elected" in 2016, stealing the presidential election from the actual 2016 president-elect, Hilary Clinton, by letting a lot of robot machines vote for this douche. Before entering politics, he was a famous business magnate and media personality who owned the Trump Tower and even created his own reality game show, The Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2015). He plans to ban abortion nationwide (as now he's a pretty annoying free guy who likes to fuck guys) and overturn Roe VS Wade if he is elected in 2024 (if elected, also being historical as he is gonna become the first non-consecutive second term since the president Grover Cleveland) and ban abortion, fuck Donald Trump. Ex-trump supporters want you to vote Joe Biden who is saving America from this douchebag with ugly orange makeup since 2021. Those minions (who supports this douche) who say "Fuck Joe Biden" are likely supporters of this fascist and racist piece of shit.

This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.

NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.

Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
Fuck Donald Trump
NEVER vote Trump
Vote Joe Biden
#Biden2024
Donald Trump by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024

Donald Trump 

The 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.

(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”

Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”

Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”

Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
Donald Trump by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is orange as the sun

Donald Trump 

See: 'God-Emperor'
God-Emperor, Donald Trump, is likely the final hope America has to not devolve into the Socialist States of America.
Donald Trump by GeschmackGeist July 26, 2024