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docking

The act of covering the head of a cut cock with the foreskin of an uncut cock.
Another reason Fruity liked docking with Barney D was because it was the only way Fruity could get his bellend covered with smegma. Circumsized guys cannot make smegma.
by C-Unit Racing August 2, 2007
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dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.
She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!
by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003
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Google Docs

Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!
Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”
by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019
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Docsity

Docsity is a social learning website appositely made for university students. What makes Docsity unique is its user experience and the quality of its contents.
Docsity is entirely advertising-free
"Hey, Where did you find those incredible notes?" "On Docsity, man!"
by thekillers33 October 17, 2011
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Button-Docking

Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.
Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!

I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!
by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010
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Obama Doctrine

Don't Do Stupid Shit (DDSS)
On Air Force One on an Asian trip, Obama presented the basic guiding principle of the Obama Doctrine: "Don't Do Stupid Shit". However, he failed to give a coherent vision of the Great Stuff, or even the principles guiding such great decisions for a vision.
by mlhiss August 14, 2014
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Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.
How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?
by theben86 December 3, 2014
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