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disco balls

A condition of the male scrotum that occurs when a male is sitting on a toilet and flushes it causing the water to spray up onto his scrotum. The light shining through the beads of water on the scrotum light up the toilet bowl like a disco.
oh man, before i dropped a loaf, i had to take a leak and i didn't want for the piss water to splash me cuz i didn't know how big and heavy my loaf was going to be, so i flushed after leaking and gave myself an awesome set of disco balls. luckily i had my laser pointer in my pocket so i turned the toilet into Club Shitter. Reminded me of Germany.
by Disc0 Dave July 2, 2009
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panic at the disco

A fake band who were previously a boy band that switched to a pop punk band because of the changing style of the century. In other words, posers who change their music to get money and be "in". Another mistake like the one Green Day made.
Tom: Did you see Panic at the Disco last night? They were great.
Jerome: Yeah right, those guys are posers who only want your money and not in it for the music.
by CHANCHANCHANCHANCHAN January 1, 2009
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Ass Discount

To give someone something they want after they agree to have sex with you. Sorta like reverse seduction.
My girlfriend wanted to use my car but I didn't want to let her. I ended up giving her an ass discount and she took the car for a couple hours.
by Ace trick August 28, 2014
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veteran discount

When you steal a girl from a guy who’s in the army.
I just fucked this bitch who’s dude was in the army...had to give him the veteran discount.
by Be original October 25, 2020
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Disco

A psuedo way to text your friend regarding cocaine. Like calling weed the "green." Good word to use if you're on your work phone or otherwise paranoid of having the Patriot Act work against you.
"Hey, do you think you can get me some disco for Halloween?"
by hlsulliv March 5, 2009
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disco therapy

Swinging your dick around sporadically to disco music while your balls have been tempered to reflect light like a disco ball.

Only do this when you are depressed or angry. If done outside of these parameters it could result in large amounts of losing friends and getting shunned.
Me: "Dude I'm so depressed at the moment."
Friend: "Bro, just go perform disco therapy. Actually "don't" or I won't be your friend anymore.
by Admastvia March 14, 2014
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Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"
That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.
by feminazi_flamingo69 November 7, 2017
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