dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Dave Casey

An adorable lovable human being with a questionable sexual preference.

Boy that Dave Casey sure is cool until you get him drunk and he starts revealing how he likes to dress in his mommy's clothes and play with dolls.

by Chippah5 June 27, 2021

Dave’s fire finger

Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.

“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.

by GMTX January 4, 2025

fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018

Dave

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

by luderitz June 9, 2021

BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.

DR. GUCE is Big Dave

by I AM DR GUCE November 19, 2017

Done a Dave

Falling asleep with a girl instead of having sex

I Done a Dave last night

by Fairy princess 11 December 4, 2019