Facespacetube Dick

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.

Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.

by BS-man November 3, 2009

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

Dick vampire

A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.

Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.

by SOJAA December 25, 2016

Dick Mabbutt

A locomotive from Brighton.
Also known as 73962.

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!

by AcidityBM November 18, 2021

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry

Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC

by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011

Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.

There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017