mid-day crisis 

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.

"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."

mid-day crisis by belikecat January 9, 2010

mid-day crisis 

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.

When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.

mid-day crisis by whereismymind? May 11, 2010

Good Day Sir 

The gentleman's "Fuck you motherfucker"

Unclassy: Fuck you man, I'm out!

Classy: Well, I never! Good Day Sir!

Good Day Sir by thisguyoverhere September 18, 2011

leap day 

The odd leftover day stuck to the end of a dreadful little month thereby extending the hell that is known as february ... a barren bundle of 28 dark and cold days. Often celebrated with potlucks and birthday parties for the often strange employee who was unfortunate enough to be born on this day.

me: "As a single, non-African American male who is not really excited about groundhogs or dead presidents, i am so happy that this month is finally over."
you: "Really? The every four year leap day festival potluck spread replete with all sorts of casseroles and jello dishes and topped off with a birthday cake for Warren from accounting doesn't have you tingling with excitement?"

leap day by groundedsteve May 10, 2012

Ella day 

2nd of December, is Ella day, celebrate by buying her a bar of chocolate!

happy Ella day

Ella day by lehahahahahah November 30, 2020

take life day by day 

Don't dwell on the past, and don't stress over the future. Instead, learn from your past mistakes, and prepare for the future. You don't need to have every single detail of your life worked out. Do what you can based on what you know, and accept the inevitability of unexpected and unknown events. Have an open mind and be ready to, if possible, adapt to these events as they happen.

"How do you keep your sanity as a police officer, knowing that, one day, you could be killed in the line of duty?"
"You just have to take life day by day."

take life day by day by Seeker of All Truth April 26, 2014

National tickle day 

National tickle day is on April 16th so tickle the death out of people

National tickle day is when u tickle people until they are rolling on the floor dying and don't get mad because it is just a joke

National tickle day by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019