bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity

Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL

by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009

doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.

I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.

by peter james woods July 20, 2009

Quarter cobb

25% of what you (a man) should have.

How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?

by SirAnto January 18, 2011

Dirty Cobbler

The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.

Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.

Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.

Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?

Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?

by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana July 4, 2015

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016