eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says

Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do

by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021

crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

You are such a crap turkey stop it!

by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016

Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser

Hey crap snook, give me 5 bucks

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017

shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024