Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it

Oh damn John just retard crap

by Funcky John June 22, 2022

Crap Cam

When your GoPro goes where no GoPro should go

Dude caught that crap on the crap cam YES!!! good thing thees are waterproof

by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016

Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.

Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.

by BigPmpn April 29, 2014

Crap

The true definition of this is simply a dirty ass whole which is supplied by M.O.N.S.E this industry specializes in the nastiest dirty shit wholes ever to be seen or smelt, if you have the misfortune of getting that close

best friend, fa-breeze, dirty, plunger, red head blue eyed Mexicans, crap

by jacob tu tu October 19, 2010

snap n crap

when you get so mad you poop!

A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me

by talisman.boys January 6, 2025

Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.

Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."

by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023

The craps

The poopie woopies

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps

by Konfetamine September 30, 2019