This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 14, 2018
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by damb_man July 7, 2018
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by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
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B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
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