Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

Only Child Syndrome

This is a sad disease that only affects only children with the rare case of divorce kids and siblings with a big age gap. This disease spreads in multiple different forms. Symptoms include being bratty, self centered, clingy, always searching for gratification, or being a total asshole. A poor child with this disease will only be effected by a few of these symptoms, never all of them.

Why is Jessica always so clingy? Yesterday I had to drag her while she clung onto my foot. She has major Only Child Syndrome.

by bri.l March 29, 2022

Dry mouth child

A child with a mouth as dry as his ring

Mathius is a drymouth child bastard

by blackspray March 22, 2005

im a child of god

Was a hoe or is one now

Im a child of god I don’t do that.

by Trillgod October 29, 2017

1970s Child

Legendary dbow ranger that uses curry to pk

Pker1: I cant pk I dont have enough Gps
Pker2: Just go 1970s Child and use curry

by lord elvemage May 30, 2009

holy child hood

A school where alot of hoe's attend, these girls don't have no standards there are often seen in halfway tree where there school is located, they always get into fight over men don't recommend try as best as possible to not send your child here

Holy child hood is a school full of hoe's and lesbian's

by Johnthe3rd January 26, 2022

jabba leia love child

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021