Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

arctic circle candy

Grows only in the Arctic Circle and is cultivated by verbose and highly skilled penguins.

We must protect my arctic circle candy from those filthy Italians!

by Steve Airport February 12, 2004

Candy Apple Red

that prefect color red. So beauty you just want to eat it up, whether it be a Candy Apple or Lipstick or Candy Apple Red color classic car. Hmm...so yummy looking you could quite possibly jump the person wearing or in or even just stand by it...Oh excuse me. I'm getting carried away.

"Mmm...Candy Apple Red! Oh, it's so hot in here. Come here!"

by brneyegrl83 March 27, 2009

candy paint

Street name for crystal meth which is a strong methamphetamine.

Damn that candy paint was some of the strongest stuff I've smoked, it blew my mind.

by Sean Colburn May 8, 2005

keena candies

Hey Miss Candies my P-I-M-P I love you soo much! Your the best! I'll always be here for you... Brush ya shouldaz off pimp! Cross your fingerz and god thats the way we do it! LOL we got a date for Dec 23rd don't forget! xoxo Love your Pebbles!

Best Girls Forever! !! M*U*A*H !!

by Jackay Brown December 4, 2004

candy cane child

a White Stripes crazy.

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud

by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

by Cristobal B. January 6, 2009