coked up retard 

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up

“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”

coked up retard by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020

d'coker 

(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.

Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?

d'coker by Christin Torrer March 16, 2008

cokemusic

A virtual world site in which you waste your time loading the popup then waste your time playing the music and getting money to buy virtual good for nothing furniture . And at the same time waste money if you buy their coke to get the stupid code under cap.

ONG!!! I got 5000 decibles!! I'm rich!!!!

----------turns of computer------

I hate my life. I wish i was rich.
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See? What do u get out of this game? Nothing but a big phone bill , wasted time and money.

cokemusic by escapedgoat September 29, 2004

cokefee

Coffee brewed with coke instead of water.

I was skipping the whole semester, but several cups of cokefee allowed me to cram the entire course into 18 hours of study and ace the final the next day.

Afterwards, my head felt like a nuclear testing ground for a week.

cokefee by Sam22 September 27, 2007

cokewhore 

An unemployed, uneducated, ugly, fat girl from the ghetto who wishes she lived in upper st clair. To cover up her misery, she does pills, drinks, and does coke all day long in front of her illegitimate sons. She has never been married, and she thinks Europe is a country. She still lives with her parents because she can't get a decent job. She beats her kids and swears in front of them. It won't be long til CYS takes them from her because she is an unfit mother.

Thank God we live in Upper St. Clair and aren't surrounded by cokewhores from the Sheraden ghetto. AND If I wasn't such a cokewhore, maybe I could have a great relationship with my ex like Christy does. AND I wish I was as skinny and pretty as Christy, but I'm just a useless cokewhore who is a cokewhore and a bad parent.

cokewhore by white trash slut July 21, 2006

Cokecake 

When someone does a bump, or line of cocaine, off of someone's ass and or ass crack.

To get ready for his rap performance, Eric needed to have at least 5 cokecakes from Thomas to build confidence

Cokecake by sighlent April 18, 2011

cokemusic

a game created by geeks who dont know how to waste their time, and who take it so seriously as if cokemusic was their real life. They get married, have babies..c'mon guys this is so gay!

Get a fuckin life!!!

cokemusic by Camellia December 29, 2003