coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022

Slutty can of beans

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .

Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

Can-nay-nay

a slang word for saying Canadian

Judie: where was she from
Felicia: She's Can-nay-nay

by iLLY22341 August 24, 2020

Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021

Tin Can 😡

Just what it is.
Tin Can. The worst thing ever.

Someone: Can a match box? No, but a tin can! 🤣
Me: Tin Can 😡

by Sobbing mess yeet August 12, 2023

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

I can count

It's two words I know that because I can count.

Billy : I can count
Bob : ok then how many letters is that
Billy : two
Bob : good job

by i give up on finding a name January 13, 2021