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Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.
by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021
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Christmas Trash Can

Term for cylindrical containers with little trees cut out of it, bisque fired, and then re-fired with a crap green glaze.
Cheyenne made a christmas trash can in Ceramics class this year.
by DiskoStikk June 25, 2009
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That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021
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I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021
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making a can of tuna

Lesbians scissoring — packaging their fish together.
Just saw a video of these two girls making a can of tuna
by Busymcnugget June 3, 2022
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coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.
Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there
by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022
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can being a whore

When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen
Person1: Damn can being a whore rn

Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn
by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022
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