pulling a briggs

when someone who has been fired continuously shows up to work

Dude, I got fired last week but I just kept showing up and now I'm rehired! Pulling a briggs actually worked bro - UP TOP!

by margaret12 December 28, 2020

The L9CAL Brigade

An small group of Discord spies. They had extremely successful spying missions. Their leader is Lokal-Peak known as "L9CAL" or "L9CALUS", an random Russian internet user which appears to have mental problems.

(Let's talk about The L9CAL Brigade) or (Let's talk about Lokal-Peak's brigade.)

by An Random Discord user March 31, 2021

Kazi of Brightmist

Kazi of Brightmist, mc from the Dance of thieves duology. She shares the spotlight with Jase, but really she is THE MAIN.

Like any mc she has trauma and problems, but that’s okay because she knows how to use knives 🔪. Her bf would know. Jase you’re not supposed to be threatened by your future partner that early in a book.

“Kazi of Brightmist did betray her love many times , but so did he. It just adds more to story.”

by Cora the Chrysaora quinquecirr July 9, 2021

Swinging Cock Brigade

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.

The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Tin Foil Hat Brigade

A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.

Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.

by Snake Master April 18, 2022

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

Black and Gold Brigade

The Black and Gold Brigade was the first ever band, created by the Egyptians to appease the gods. They soon discovered it also had the ability to repel and chicks in the area. After they redirected to California, they became the ultimate superpower. Stronger than every country, they wait for the right time to strike anybody named Elliott with their instruments of torture.

You’re in the Black and Gold Brigade? Let me guess, you’re still a virgin?

No I’m sexy as fuck.

by Mr.Funell October 25, 2023