when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
by JARGO420 November 01, 2017
When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021
Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
by kcdawg January 25, 2016
"Yo, I tore it up so good last night she came back for that breakfast spaghetti with some toast and a glass of OJ."
by Borderhopper815 November 27, 2016
A hoarse, throaty voice that is similar to croak and speaks unintelligibly or produces meaningless phrases. When one is half-awake, they usually have this.
by sakura214 September 12, 2022
by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 06, 2023
When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.
That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.
by Golouer November 28, 2021