Weather Boarding

Weather Boarding(verb)

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by xemo February 23, 2011

Smack Board

n. A chat box open to participants of online fantasy sports competitions allowing the competitors to exchange trash talk between each other.

Hey, did you see how heated that Smack Board got?

Yeah, we were taking shots at each other!

by Joseph Spadafino, PhD October 8, 2011

cub boards

When you hit a cub, with a board.

Hey man! Look at this cub...Hey wait, i have a board in the back of the car! Lets get it... we'll play cub boards."

by Long rod beef June 23, 2011

Sandwich board

A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom.

A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"

by Geordie racer October 14, 2011

Whole Boar

When going ham isn't enough:This applies to acting, real life, even cooking!

Acting:
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!

Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"

Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"

Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"

by Grey Mage January 15, 2012

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.

Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.

by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012