Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.

I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019

Reverse Blumpectomy

The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.

My mouth and rectum are on fire after performing a reverse blumpectomy!

by Keiko_Dog May 22, 2019

baby blump

A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.

The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!

by AnotherAlias June 11, 2019

Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina

I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019

Reverse Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.

I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!

by Reverse Blumpkin December 1, 2019

Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd

Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin

by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019

Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)

“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”

by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020