Bloody Mary

The residue left on one's face after cunilingus during the menstrual cycle (c.f. Dirty Sanchez).

This morning he had a Bloody Mary on his face.

by WordFqr March 8, 2025

bloody mary

when two girls 69 or scissor while both of them are on their periods

my friend janice went to her girlfriend’s house yesterday and she told me they tried the bloody mary!

by fourtwentynice January 6, 2022

Bloody Mary

The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.

Joseph gave his girl the Bloody Mary every night much to God’s disgust.

by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019

my bloody valentine

A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.

I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.

by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022

Bloody Brilliant

A term of irony used to describe an equally ironic joke/event.

Bystander: “my mother was brutally raped last night”

Charlie C: “Bloody Brilliant”

by JackIsVeryFlippingFat March 13, 2022

bloody ice cream

A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.

“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”

by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022

Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.

CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.

by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011