Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it

My bed dump is so messy

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 16, 2016

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.

Bed snuggles

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.

Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”

by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018

Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.

Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today

by JARGO420 October 31, 2017

Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020