bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.
The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!
by richie69 January 08, 2019
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daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things
Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small
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Bat Rash

A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.
Woah Mark!! How's the bat rash doing?

It's so irritating man!
by batrashman October 27, 2011
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Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.
If you come into our room you may find us brown batting
by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017
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Bat-man

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates

applesause-man because he kills babies.
person: Is that batman?

Bat-man: no im bat-man

person: are you drunk bat-man

Bat-man: Maybe
by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 05, 2019
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bat man

a man who likes to go around in a costume raping bats.
by terickbrannen February 10, 2018
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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012
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