the broke'ness 

Attempt to purchase a meal to find out you over drafted that morning for two weeks on you debit card.

Gotta stretch 7 dollas for 4 days til you paid eating off the dollar menu for lunch.

Your bank account got the same 82 cents for 4 months str8 since no job called you back yet and you hoping yo bank don't charge you no service fee.

You offer to take a girl out but secretly hoping she pay for herself.

Gas light been on 3 weeks still two weeks away from payday.

The BROKE'NESS

Co-Worker: Yo can you spot me a ride home?
Co-worker 2: can't today bro gas light is on and gotta make to til pay day.
Co-Worker: damn breh the broke'ness pay day a whole week away. How long yo gas light been on?
Co-Worker2: shit since last week... Smh the broke'ness

the broke'ness by JaccSun2717 July 2, 2014

Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.

It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.

Premature Brokebackulation by GenericMale August 18, 2016

Thomas Brodie Sangster 

Thomas Brodie-Sangster is a british actor, born on the 16TH of may 1990. He is a very Kind Person and best known for his role AS Simon in Love actually and newt in the maze runner. He loves his Fans and takes his time for every one. He has a sister named Ava. His father is called Mark Bertram and his mother Tasha Bertram. One of the worst things about his acting is, that he dies in the most of shows / movies he acts in. :( his fandom loves him incredibly much and supports him. He doesn't has an Instagram, just Twitter. He bearly uses it. A lot of people love Thomas.

Thomas Brodie Sangster is such a cute guy, he should get an Oscar.

Thomas Brodie Sangster by newtie_.cutie February 25, 2017

Nadine Broke 

A person who has very little in terms of money or assets yet constantly eats at restaurants and travels multiple times in a year. In extreme cases has parties with expensive food. Constantly states they don't have money yet their lifestyle says otherwise.

I want to be Nadine broke. I'm just regular broke so I don't travel at all.
Girrrrl, Rita isn't rich, she is just Nadine Broke. That's why she's always eating out.

Nadine Broke by Vamp Lestat May 3, 2017

Favorite broken heart 

To have a favorite broken heart, means that you have one specific ex-boy/girlfriend, in which you are still friends with, or would like to be on good terms with, and think of the relationship as only a memory. You may feel sympathy for the breakup, and this person might still be in love with you, even if both of you have moved on, however you do not want to get back together with this person, and you wish this person nothing but the best. To go more into depth on what this means, it means that you have already moved on from this person, but you are thankful for the relationship and the fact that you experienced it with them, and you are always willing to maintain a healthy friendship.

If this doesn't make sense, think about this:

You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. The relationship is cool, and then you guys break up. You remember the relationship, and you are thankful that the relationship is over, but you are also thankful that you went through it, too, because you may have learned a lesson from the relationship, or you love how smooth things were going, DURING the relationship.
You can only have one, favorite broken heart. You would be willing to go through it all again, also.

It's like reading a good book, with a terrible ending.

This term, actually comes from the song by Tiffany Evans, "Favorite Broken Heart".

example 1: I broke up with Sasha about a year ago, but she still likes me, and we're still very close friends. She's my favorite broken heart.

example 2: Boy#1, and Girl#1 are exes, and Boy#1, has a new girlfriend named Girl#2, but Girl#1 and Boy#1 are still close friends. They are thankful that they experienced a romantic relationship with each other, and they are glad it is over. Boy#1 still has feelings for Girl#2, and low-key wants her back, because of her compassionate personality that Girl#2 does not have. Girl#1 does not want to get back together with Boy#1, but she still admires and cares for him. Boy#1, is Girl#1's favorite broken heart.

Favorite broken heart by I_Love_Food_And_You October 8, 2018

Pot broke 

Pot broke is when you are out of weed

I'm pot broke, I got no more weed.

Pot broke by Lilberts November 29, 2018

Sorry Broke 

When a peasant has the audacity to judge and criticize you for your flex you say to them “sorry broke” for taking offense and feeling less because of your flex.

You (posts a picture with money)

Them “ humble yourself ”

You “ sorry broke”

You “ posts an expensive snap (money) (cars) (clothing)

Them “ sorry rich”

You “ sorry broke”

Sorry Broke by Omarcito January 27, 2019