Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.

Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"

by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023

Nipple Bat

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.

Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!

by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016

Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.

I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…

by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022

bat

A battery for a wax/dab pen

Aidan: yo I need a bat for this weekend
Sam: 30 bucks
Aidan: Ight

by Boogiebomb August 7, 2019

Sack-Bat

One who is always found wherever the dope sack is.

Sara and I were having a great time, until she heard joe left, then she left, the sack-bat flew off

by Mackenzie Wetterstrom June 7, 2020

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021