Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
Get the the front end assistantmug. Hym "Remember how I said that I knew what the Boys ending would be? It's this. Homelander loses his powers and either works some remedial labor job where he's stopped and mocked by passersby and/or locked up and raped in prison. That's the ending supernatural guy has in mind. I will actually bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is the exact ending he had in mind! I'm like a fucking seer with this shit, I'm telling ya. Or like a mind-reader! 100% guaranteed THAT is what it was going to be."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the The Boys endingmug. A point at the end of a show where all the issues throughout the episode are resolved in a short montage. Usually through a voiceover from the main character of the show.
Guy 1: Did you see the ending of How I Met Your Mother last night?
Guy 2: Yeah there were so many things that were wrapped up
Guy 1: What a scrubs ending....
Guy 2: Yeah there were so many things that were wrapped up
Guy 1: What a scrubs ending....
by yellowumbrella1 June 11, 2011
Get the Scrubs Endingmug. by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024
Get the Business end of the phone bookmug. A girlfriend you end up marrying.
She's not just some girlfriend. She's my girl-end.
by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018
Get the girl-endmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>mug. On the 365th day, on the 24th hour, the 59th minute, and the 59th second of 2020, as the clock strikes twelve, a gamma ray burst from a near by super nova will make a lucky strike, perfectly searing earth, killing everyone instantly.
The ball is dropping and all you can hear are shouts and chears. Anticipation fills the streets of Times Square. TEN! All eyes on One Times Square. NINE! The chearing amplifies EIGHT! All observers now synchronously counting to one SEVEN! The shouting continues... SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! Everyone unanimously wanting the End of 2020! TWO! Impending doom! ONE! Boom. The last thing you see is a instant flash of red light... Then silence... The whole world immediately, filled with peace and tranquility. Thats how 2020 will end.
by Fatticket December 5, 2020
Get the End of 2020mug.