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Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
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Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
by i megum 6 June 20, 2024
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Bat

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Cold Bat

Mori Sekiguchi Vesper
by Bdanja July 17, 2025
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Batter Bat

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.
by Meanie March 5, 2004
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Bat Sexual

Bat sexuality is a sexuality towards bats (as of Bat man, Bat girl and the inbetween)
She came out as bat sexual
by Soufer June 10, 2022
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bat man

a man who likes to go around in a costume raping bats.
by terickbrannen February 10, 2018
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