Used to describe or as a nickname for two homosexual men, usually in a relationship or just (too) close friends.
by tnlydnfrd February 13, 2010
Get the Abercrombie and Fitch mug.The story of Albert Patrick is most certainly one that belongs in the history books of every eighth grader in this great nation—not because it’s very important but because it perfectly encapsulates the true nature of America. It’s a story of crooked Jewish lawyers paying scumbag valets to poison the living shit out of rich white men. It’s a story of heavily racist trials and the crooked American judicial system that, at the same time, points out how American privilege can get you out of any sticky situation. It’s a story of a prestigious American university teetering in the balance between the forces of good, evil, and something in between.
Basically William Marsh Rice was this rich white guy who amassed a fortune (probably clubbing seals and black people with his famed pimp cane). Towards the end of his life he became so worthless and decrepit that his hooknosed lawyer, Albert Patrick, hatched a pretty awful scheme to make off with Rice’s fortune. The idea was to alter Rice’s will which, at the time, earmarked his entire estate to the creation of a educational institution in Houston, Texas, that would teach young white males to club seals and African Americans. Allegedly Patrick asked Rice’s valet to pull a Sixth Sense and poison Rice slowly and surely. The slowly and surely thing didn’t work out so the valet just sort of chloroformed Rice to death one night. Smooth move.
A trial ensued thanks to that meddling Captain James Baker. Basically, it was a slam-dunk trial against a Jew in early 1900’s New York, dooming Patrick from the start. It was also one of the most publicized trials of the century, up until the OJ Simpson case. Apparently, America loves ethnicities committing atrocities. AP got his parole opportunity several years later, got the charges against him dropped, after which he moved to the inland United States and—I’m not making this shit up—helped to found a church.
Fast forward and Rice University is now standing. There’s a residential college—Will Rice College—and there’s a new dorm section that actually points away from the main quad. We’re going to call that the 80’s and the 90’s These rooms are also known as Albert Patrick College, so I’m told but God knows whose idea that was. Traditionally these rooms “break off” from WRC at some point during the spring and throw a party.
Basically William Marsh Rice was this rich white guy who amassed a fortune (probably clubbing seals and black people with his famed pimp cane). Towards the end of his life he became so worthless and decrepit that his hooknosed lawyer, Albert Patrick, hatched a pretty awful scheme to make off with Rice’s fortune. The idea was to alter Rice’s will which, at the time, earmarked his entire estate to the creation of a educational institution in Houston, Texas, that would teach young white males to club seals and African Americans. Allegedly Patrick asked Rice’s valet to pull a Sixth Sense and poison Rice slowly and surely. The slowly and surely thing didn’t work out so the valet just sort of chloroformed Rice to death one night. Smooth move.
A trial ensued thanks to that meddling Captain James Baker. Basically, it was a slam-dunk trial against a Jew in early 1900’s New York, dooming Patrick from the start. It was also one of the most publicized trials of the century, up until the OJ Simpson case. Apparently, America loves ethnicities committing atrocities. AP got his parole opportunity several years later, got the charges against him dropped, after which he moved to the inland United States and—I’m not making this shit up—helped to found a church.
Fast forward and Rice University is now standing. There’s a residential college—Will Rice College—and there’s a new dorm section that actually points away from the main quad. We’re going to call that the 80’s and the 90’s These rooms are also known as Albert Patrick College, so I’m told but God knows whose idea that was. Traditionally these rooms “break off” from WRC at some point during the spring and throw a party.
by DJ humble July 14, 2006
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here is my opinion of aberzombies,im not saying that the clothes suck. im saying that the people that wear them are the sheep of society that cant think for themselves. they act like the dicks they could never be in real life,to people who actually live. I, may dress mor elike a zombie but at least i dont treat worthless douchebags like shit (to their face anyways) honestly the clothes are over priced and go to the government to make sure pot's still illegal and the republicans can still control you. Dont be asshole naive idiots. Fight the Submission. because all you are is a staple to society. you are nothing. you will be nothing. you will become either a doctor or teacher and bitch and over all fuck us over even more. abercrombie is a stupid brainwashing store with nothing better to do but be racist and steal your cash,and style....
"i wish everyone was an abercrombie zombie...."
"yeah its depressing to see what our world has become"
"yeah its depressing to see what our world has become"
by a rather smart person February 6, 2010
Get the abercrombie zombie mug.The best store EVER!!!! HAs the most FAB-U-LOUS clothes EVER!!!! Its like drugs to everyone who LOVES it! This store is soo wonderful and people who hate it are just jelous because they are fugly and are stupy!
EX 1:A&F person 1:OMG!!! I'm going to Abercrombie this weekend!!
A&F person 2: EKKKKK!!! I AM SOOOOO jelous!! will you let me wear ur cute abercrombie sweater?!?!
A&F person 1: UMMM DUH!!
EX 2: Gay AF guy 1: AHHHHH!!! OMG I'm TO DIE!!!
Gay AF guy 1: OMG WHY?!?!?! because i just got the Lewey Mountain Polo in white for only $49.99!!!
Gay AF guy 2: EKKKK!!!! OMG OMG OMG!! thats sooooooo cheep!!
A&F person 2: EKKKKK!!! I AM SOOOOO jelous!! will you let me wear ur cute abercrombie sweater?!?!
A&F person 1: UMMM DUH!!
EX 2: Gay AF guy 1: AHHHHH!!! OMG I'm TO DIE!!!
Gay AF guy 1: OMG WHY?!?!?! because i just got the Lewey Mountain Polo in white for only $49.99!!!
Gay AF guy 2: EKKKK!!!! OMG OMG OMG!! thats sooooooo cheep!!
by abercombiboi January 29, 2005
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Get the Alberta Sequel mug.I'm not sure who decided abercrombie was preppy, but it's not. It used to be when it first re-invented itself, but it's now trendy "casual luxury", and is nothing like the bright colours of a true prep.
Needless to say, I still kind of like it. Even though idiots walk in there to buy a t-shirt that you could technically buy at walmart for 8$ or so. But it has an Abercrombie label on it, and so everyone pays upwards of $30 for it.
Needless to say, I still kind of like it. Even though idiots walk in there to buy a t-shirt that you could technically buy at walmart for 8$ or so. But it has an Abercrombie label on it, and so everyone pays upwards of $30 for it.
Abercrombie has a rad marketing scheme, but once you discover real fashion, you'll slowly leave it behind.
by bcbgirl89 April 15, 2006
Get the Abercrombie mug.A type of species which tends to have sex with women and infect their bodies with his semen. It is a dirty horndog. He will hump and dump women all day. He has an odd fetish though for Asian women. He is also a large carrier of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. So vagina's should watch out.
"Yo did you hear last week Alberti did that asian chick after only knowing her for 5 minutes"
"yeaaa, i haven't heard from her since though, she's been going to the doctor's everyday to get her std's checked out"
"yeaaa, i haven't heard from her since though, she's been going to the doctor's everyday to get her std's checked out"
by quackersmcgee December 24, 2009
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