Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist October 01, 2021

metal cvc pipe

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable

this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe

by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022

pennsylvania pipe cleaner

the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra

That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.

by G M0NEY January 17, 2022

Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 02, 2022

Kolkata Sewer Pipe

The Kolkata Sewer Pipe refers to a person’s ring hole. Other names given to the Kolkata Sewer Pipe are: Sphincter, arse (ass), poo shoot, Khyber Pass, crack, bum, crevice and back door to name but a few.

Me mate Timbo has been smashin the porcelain all day. It seems the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe is working over time.

Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.

by Davo Koala Pants August 06, 2019

Pass the Peace Pipe

A phrase said when you ask your homie give you a hit of the weed that they’re currently smoking. Synonymous with “pass the boof”

1: Ayyy man, pass the peace pipe

2: Bruh you best be finna get yo own, Pocahontas

by KachowChan June 08, 2019

Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.

*Gets all heated*
😐 “pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023