German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.

I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle

by Bigshmoneydawg July 5, 2021

German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)

Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

German Aviator

While thrusting in doggy style, you reach back to cup a fart, and then cover her mouth with said fart proclaiming "welcome to the gas chambers bitch!" while finishing with the nazi salute and looking to the stars

I gave her the good old German aviator last night, my ass was so rank she gagged while I came.

by MacMongo March 8, 2025

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023

german empire

yemen but flipped....

Random guy 1: Hey, what if you flip Yemen flag?
Random Yemeni guy: that would be german empire.... so not.

by hellothere356 November 13, 2022

German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist

“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”

by Jim reeve March 20, 2019

German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.

I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .

by LyssaMFB November 5, 2022