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squirrel

a way of turning or running away if you dont want to kiss someone and pretending to see a squirrel and or chase it (works for me). Like if its a gross guy.....
Brandon: "Kiss me."
Maria: "Ummmmmm.....Squirrel!!!!!" (Looks to side and runs)
Brandon: Wuhhh??
by snarglylurb February 3, 2012
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.
That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.
by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.
Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up
by eggmeme February 12, 2023
mugGet the Squirrel Appreciation Daymug.

Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.
Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.
by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020
mugGet the Squirrel titsmug.

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.
Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.
by darkness842013 July 18, 2020
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Squirrel Lean

Squirrel lean is a yellow color of Lean that comes from squirrels in a process called trapping
Dat Squirrel lean do be fire tho
by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023
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Squirreler

The squirreler scampered up the tree.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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