Retarded butterfly

When You go to wipe yourself but you piss a little on your hand or arm.
Rikki: Dude I accidently peed a little on my hand!

Twiggy: Eww you, retarded butterflyed all over yourself! Dont touch me!
by Rikkijk January 29, 2011
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retarded monkey

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master February 28, 2005
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Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.
"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"
by I eatz teh babehs October 06, 2008
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retard wrangler

n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol

n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts

verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....
naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s
by N_F_C January 25, 2011
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alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk
Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard
by YAY12345 October 17, 2010
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Retard Rap

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son
by Radio December 13, 2003
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retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.
yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny
by the urban master October 30, 2008
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