Lebanese Pipe-Wrench

The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.

"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"

by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018

Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 6, 2013

burst your pipe

1) To shoot ones firearm

2) To ejaculate

If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe

by Wenchilada September 27, 2013

Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018

King of Pipe city

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city

George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city

by Queenofemall April 27, 2015

Pass the Peace Pipe

A phrase said when you ask your homie give you a hit of the weed that they’re currently smoking. Synonymous with “pass the boof”

1: Ayyy man, pass the peace pipe

2: Bruh you best be finna get yo own, Pocahontas

by KachowChan June 7, 2019

metal cvc pipe

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable

this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe

by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022