Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.

Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!

by Doble P December 6, 2023

Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket”

by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025

fuck Johnny day

June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy

Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day

by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020

Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.

Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!

by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020

Johnny ilias

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).

Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.

by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022

Johnny

A very wacky man who murders.

guy 1 : Yo, have you heard about that one murderer?
guy 2 : You mean Johnny?
guy 1 : Yeah, the guy is wacky.
guy 2 : I agree.
Both of them were murdered after that.

by DaisyJoey June 22, 2022

Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019