zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023

Zoophile

Revolting scum straight from the bottom ring of hell. Can't form actual relationships so decide to abuse innocent animals.

Greg: Hey Dan I think I'm a zoophile

Dan: Jump off a bridge

Greg: Ok!

by ilikecorn3423 January 24, 2024

Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors

Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile

by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023

zoophile

a mf named henry that is sexually attracted to animals

henry is a zoophile fr❤️

by soisjsjjs March 19, 2022

Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

zoophile recovery

A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)

Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.

by kendrick lamars left ass cheek September 20, 2024

zoophile

retarded little subhuman pieces of shit that deserve nothing but hate.
People who are attracted to non-human organisms and have orgasms looking at them

Helen: hey guys i just had sex with my dog, i'm a zoophile!
Kevin: nigga what the fuck
Irene: you can't say that

by imsubbedtogoingnio November 2, 2025