zodiac crush

the first astrology dating movie ever produced

Yo I just watched Zodiac Crush movie and it was crushing man

by jrhome76 March 16, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Zodiac Killer

The zodiac killer was a mysterious murderer in the 70s. Got away with a lot of murders.

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer!!!

by WHALEMART June 30, 2016

Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.

Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease

by Freshdumb December 23, 2019

Mark aka zodiac killer

Markus parkus is a Leo

Bark is a Leo and he is in denial mark aka zodiac killer

by Zodiac in denial February 14, 2022

Zodiac Coping

The process of someone using their zodiac sign in order to justify their (usually bad) actions and behaviour.

Person 1: I'm sorry, I am a leo--
Person 2: Stop Zodiac Coping! That won't change the fact that you screamed at me for telling you to clean up your room!

by PolyPixl09 February 13, 2022