Zimmerman

A Zimmerman is annoying and they don’t have a lot of money or friends. They are very insecure with themselves but they can be funny sometimes

-I hate her
-it must be a Zimmerman

by ougbugg9v October 20, 2020

zimmered

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.

"I can't believe that 72 year old fat fuck Zimmered me and now I'm the bad guy! Maldito Gerbil!"

by Pedro Martinez October 22, 2003

zimmy

A Zimbabwean prostitute overseas. Often found in Vegas, Los Angeles, and London. You may want to double bag it just in case.

That toothless Zimmy gave me some good gum.

You better double bag it with that Zimmy.

by Awesomo Rock n Roll July 3, 2007

ryan zimmerman

sexy, 3rd baseman who loves paul sharp. He has a nice asshole. he is among the most badass people alive.

punch in the asshole.

ryan zimmerman

by paulsharp October 20, 2008

Zimmy

Zimmy Whore, a crazy punk rocker who founded and leads of punk rock band "The Time Travelling Retro Whores" knows no bounds. Giving medical science the finger but not screwing his kidneys from constant binge drinking and many experts say he should be dead in the eyes of science. Once he was shot by a mystery assasin but survived and it inspired him to write the punk rock classic "Who shot Zimmy Whore"

That guy/gal is rocking like Zimmy Whore himself

You are as cool as Zimmy

by John November 4, 2004

Zimming

Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.

After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!

by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003

Zimmer

An electrical device (usually a coffee grinder) used to bust up bud (weed). NOT THE SAME as a grinder.

"Hey, wanna use my grinder?"
"Nah, I got a zimmer, no hands needed!"

by 420swed420 April 22, 2009