A Zack-Attack is when a girl talks to Zack for any period of time, then spontaneously becomes a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Vam: hows relations with that one chick?
Zach: red flag bro I hit her with a Zack-Attack on accident.
Vam: damn bro sorry to hear.
Zach: red flag bro I hit her with a Zack-Attack on accident.
Vam: damn bro sorry to hear.
by Kayne-North-North January 18, 2022
Get the Zack-Attack mug.A television show madefor kids ages 8-11. The show is about two spoiled rotten teens who wreck havoc around the hotel they live in and always get away with it.
Zack is the sterotypical bad boy, whose only lines apparantly are ones that are supposed to be stupid. A joke from one episode is:
Cody: Mom's birthday is on tuesday so what should we get her
Zack: Mom has a birthday?
Cody: Yes, and I think we should get her a necklace
Zack: What's a necklace?
Ok so most of the jokes are supposed to be that Zack is an idiot. While Cody is the sterotypical nerd.
The show is highly unrealistic and sends a message to kids that you can destroy as many things and cause as much trouble around a hotel or anywhere and you will always get away with it because your parents will always take bail you out.
If that show were real then Zack and Cody would be arrested for damaging property, disturbing the peace, and will possibly have to pay thousands of dollars in damages.
Zach would probably drop out of high-school, sell drugs, and then get arrested, and be put in death row. His last words would be "What is death row?".
Cody would probably be released on bail, and he would finish High-school but his bad-reputation and jail sentance would not allow him to attend any college. He would work at Mcdonalds and probably marry a prostitute.
London would probably end up like Paris Hilton or become poor when her father stops funding her. Maddy hopefully will have a good future.
Zack is the sterotypical bad boy, whose only lines apparantly are ones that are supposed to be stupid. A joke from one episode is:
Cody: Mom's birthday is on tuesday so what should we get her
Zack: Mom has a birthday?
Cody: Yes, and I think we should get her a necklace
Zack: What's a necklace?
Ok so most of the jokes are supposed to be that Zack is an idiot. While Cody is the sterotypical nerd.
The show is highly unrealistic and sends a message to kids that you can destroy as many things and cause as much trouble around a hotel or anywhere and you will always get away with it because your parents will always take bail you out.
If that show were real then Zack and Cody would be arrested for damaging property, disturbing the peace, and will possibly have to pay thousands of dollars in damages.
Zach would probably drop out of high-school, sell drugs, and then get arrested, and be put in death row. His last words would be "What is death row?".
Cody would probably be released on bail, and he would finish High-school but his bad-reputation and jail sentance would not allow him to attend any college. He would work at Mcdonalds and probably marry a prostitute.
London would probably end up like Paris Hilton or become poor when her father stops funding her. Maddy hopefully will have a good future.
*On the next episode of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody*
Zack:Hey Cody, you wanna make a mess around the hotel and destroy thousands of dollars of property?!
Cody: HELL YAH! Nothing ever happensto us because our mom will always bail us out
Zack: Yah Totally!
*Two hours later*
Zack: OH My God! We killed Mr.Mosbe
Cody:You hid the body right?
Zack: Yah
Cody: You made it look like a accident
Zack: This is terrible.We're soo in trouble
Cody: We've done worse, and nothing ever happens to us. Remember mom always bails us out
Zack: Oh yah
Zack:Hey Cody, you wanna make a mess around the hotel and destroy thousands of dollars of property?!
Cody: HELL YAH! Nothing ever happensto us because our mom will always bail us out
Zack: Yah Totally!
*Two hours later*
Zack: OH My God! We killed Mr.Mosbe
Cody:You hid the body right?
Zack: Yah
Cody: You made it look like a accident
Zack: This is terrible.We're soo in trouble
Cody: We've done worse, and nothing ever happens to us. Remember mom always bails us out
Zack: Oh yah
by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009
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The lead singer of the now disbanded Rage Against The Machine who has recently begun work on a solo album. Zack's politically aware lyrics will continue living on as some of the most well-written verses in music.
by Mark Evan Smith September 19, 2005
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by Loopy sloopy November 7, 2019
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-Zac
-Zach
-Zak
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(P.S. If your name is Zach, zack, zac, or zak, You are the best person ever!)
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-Zachariah
(P.S. If your name is Zach, zack, zac, or zak, You are the best person ever!)
by Still Bill May 21, 2014
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Lisa: Oh hunni, I saw him out with that other girl.
later...
Kelly: Hey Zack...
Zack: Oh, hey Kel, whats up?
Kelly slaps Zack.
Lisa: Oh hunni, I saw him out with that other girl.
later...
Kelly: Hey Zack...
Zack: Oh, hey Kel, whats up?
Kelly slaps Zack.
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