ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

YA MUM

Something you say when you see a British roadman

Roadman "Ayo where you from g"
Person "YA MUM"
Roadman "Ahhh i know where that is"

by Nasher1435 September 20, 2021

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 March 6, 2009

Ya mum

When someone is talk about your mum or a joke

Ya mum so fat when she had a photo it toke two years to load

by Jakeycox August 8, 2021

ya mum

You become gay if you say it outloud

DUDE 1 : YA MUM IS COMING TO MY BED
DUDE 2 : WELL FUCK YOU!

by The person in your moms bed March 1, 2022

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018