Xander

That nerdy mexican monster that sweats and smells you, he asks if you have a body pillow and says that every other person is best girl. Watches hentai and says that it is ecchi.

Ew, there goes that Xander, disgusting.

by Heir of the thicc throne February 4, 2019

Xander

Xander is a gay midget that deserves to be raped

Stop being a xander

by anonymous June 9, 2022

Xander

xanders are unique to say the least. they are commonly found as vsco girls aka dumb bitches with hydroflasks sksksksksksks

xander did you buy a hydroflask?

by Wagwanboi September 9, 2019

Xander

A rapist with a small pp who cant decide if he like girls or himself

“Xander is a dumb bitch and should be in jail”

by Gaytyyy October 6, 2020

Xander

The pussy name for Alexander

“Oh... Xander... that guy.”

by Alexander_the_Grate April 27, 2020

Xander and Katelin

A very great couple of friends that would be an even better actual couple. :)

"is that xander and katelin?? they look so good togehter!!"

by Tiny-baby-child January 8, 2021

Pulling A Xander

exclamation
1. The act of disappearing for an indeterminate amount of time with little to no warning.

2. Disappearing without a trace and possibly not returning.

Person 1: Where did <insert name here> just go?

Person 2: ehhh, they're probably pulling a Xander.

by shadowrunner86 November 11, 2016