write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only

A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.

by SHADAB September 22, 2005

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

write off

To make love to a girl in a hardcore fashion (to shag the brains out of her)

See that girl over there, im gonna write her off later.

Mike: Alrite Jon what did you get up to last night?
Jon: Saw the mrs, put it this way she was a total write off last night.

by jellyrim May 20, 2010

Write of Passage

When you need to make a note of something and your on the toilet.

I had to use toilet paper because I had a brainstorm while on the crapper, hence "Write of Passage".

by knotnice September 8, 2010

Haleigh Write

a myspace whore/real whore from a little town of geneva who thinks shes scene and real badass, when shes really not. Shes just another fake person from geneva

ex;
guy 1; Man, i need to get layed tonight, lets get hookers

Will Brenen; Ok, i know one named Haleigh Write, she'll fuck anyone

by brandon write October 23, 2008

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

Writing Songs

Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.

No Example for Writing Songs

by ut00b October 14, 2008